Chad Despacito

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Chad Despacito is the prince of despacito. He hates Jeuse.

Early Life

Chad Despacito
An image of Child Despacito parachuting in an assassination attempt of Jeuse.
Aliases	Chad Despacito Virgin Despacito
Relatives	Despacito (younger brother) King Despacito (father, Mother) Queen Despacita
Relations	†Jeuse (mortal enemy)
Occupation	Paratrooper, Pussy Destroyer, Chad
Affiliation	Unknown
Allegiance	Despacito Spiders, the Despacito Spider Militia
Biographical information
Marital status	Single
Date of birth	~2000
Place of birth	Robloxian High School, ROBLOX
Date of death	Unknown
Cause of death	Was stabbed to death by Catholic Mario.
Physical description
Species	Araneae despacitae magnus caput (big-headed despacito spider)
Gender	Male
Ethnicity	Unknown
Religion	Despacitist
Eye color	Black

Chad Despacito was born to King Despacito and Queen Despacita sometime in the year 2000. Because of his heritage, he was legally the prince of despacito.

When he was 11 years old, his parents told him the story of Jeuse eating his mom's jugular vein. AS a result, he developed a lasting grudge against Jeuse which wouldn't go away until Jeuse was killed.

Eventually, Chad captured Jeuse. But was stopped by Catholic Mario who freed Jesue. But Catholic Mario also killed Chad, his parents were angry of his death so his parents went to war with Catholic Mario.