Mr Despacito

Mr Despacito
Mr. Despacito is a stand-alone single virgin and will stay a virgin due to his will against ODers. He is from Robloxian High School and will most likely appear there on some days. If you meet him, please try to greet him with "pee is tasty," as he will know you came from here and that you saw this page.

Origins
Anyways, Mr. Despacito's real birth came about when 2 of his unknown parents created him to life through an egg, as shown on the Despacito Spider page. Mr Despacito is a new member of the Despacito Spiders, and was recently born around 2018. Even though he was born/created around 2018, he still acts like a normal Despacito, and will mess with any Online Daters (ODers) on Robloxian High School. He thrives off pee, and will make references to pee when around ODers to annoy them.

Roblox High School
For some reason, Mr Despacito straight up took the job as Vice Principal, and will say in the intercom, "Despacito," in reference to the start of the start of Despacito spiders, Despacito. He does not actually partake in his job, but still has it anyways. What he does instead of his job is to look for any ODers, and make them ride in his helicopter which he bought on Amazon, because he doesn't trust eBay, then drop them off on a remote island. Around himself, he will play Despacito on Flute in order to annoy and grab attention from people or ODers.

Outside of Roblox High School
When he wasn't looking for ODers, Mr Despacito flew his helicopter to the SCP foundation to get his daily dose of window shades from Dr. Cubano. In exchange, Dr. Cubano would forcibly sedate him and perform experiments on him, so they would never form a relation.

However, following Dr. Cubano's death, Mr Despacito now resorts to licking old pee off the public restrooms at Roblox High School.

Relations and Attitude
This character will and will always lack a relation, not because he tried and failed, but because he will reject anyone to his relations due to being a Troll, which is a person who messes up relations with ODers due to them breaking Roblox regulations, but Roblox doesn't handle it well. I must note, and do note, this Despacito is NOT related to Ms. Despacito in relation status, as it is stated that Mr Despacito is a virgin.