Roof Demon

Roofus McDoofus Monsus Battle Bus or simply Roof Demon is an off shoot breed of Despacito Spider who hangs around the rooftops of Robloxian High School. He was first spotted on school grounds on April 20th, 2020 and has been seen taking students to an unknown location one a month just like Fortnite."'What's up? Me is the answer.' - Roofus McDoofus' catchphrase"

Name
Originally born without one, he was nicknamed Chomper by Dr. Cubano however was soon designated as SCP 1989. When working for the Chinese Government, he went by the codename Abductor. He soon gave himself the name Roofus Mcdoofus Monsus Battlebus after watching a 'Max0r' video. Roof Demon, as he now most commonly named, was given to him by students who witnessed his abductions.

Early Life
When he was born, it was thrown out due to lacking the requirements of being a Despacito Spider. Upon being abandoned, he phased through the Earth until it fell onto the other side into Mainland China. It was then taken in by the local SCP Foundation before being given to the Chinese Government in exchange for 100,000,000 social credits just like Fortnite.

Working For The Chinese Government
Due to his ability to phase through objects above him, he was used as a spy to observe potentially dangerous threats not only to China but the rest of the world. His first mission was the abduction of John Cena as he had called Taiwan a country. This mission proved difficult as Roofus could not see John Cena however when John accidentally stopped moving so incredibly slow, Roofus was able to catch him and bring him before Xi Jinping just like Fortnite. Whilst in China, he spotted Jeuse however was unsure of who the heck he was.

On May 4th 2015, he was honourably discharged after 15 years of service just like Fortnite.

Attempts of reconciliation
After retiring from his service, he made an attempt to find his family. Via looking into news articles, conspiracy websites and Content Cop, he came to the conclusion that he was of Despacito origin. He flew from China to other places in Asia to see the best location to drop just like Fortnite. By using his phasing ability, he phased from Thailand and landed in Nevada. While in Nevada, he met a strange clown and a really tall robot that could turn into a truck.

By following truckers, Roofus found himself at Robloxian Highschool in February 20th, 2018 where he was immediately roasted by the locals for being built like that. He knew this was the place as references to the Despacito Spider were littered all over the school. Roofus knew this was the place to look for his family, just like Fortnite.

Working at Robloxian Highschool
About a month passed, he was still camping in between the layers of the school. He soon went out to steal a student's lunch money before he was spotted by Principal Dong Kong. The principal actually offered him the job of a teacher. Roofus didn't know what a teacher was and refused however he found out that the vice principle was his distant cousin Mr Despacito. Upon taking the job, he was told by Dong Kong to abduct the "naughty" kids so that he can "punish them". Roofus didn't know what any of this meant but all he cared about was finding his family. Since then, he's been kidnapping children for the Principle. None of the parents cared and one even said "Thank #### she's #### a ####### #####". Because of this, he's been referred to as the "Roof Demon". Some call him "That Guy" or "Guys please help me, they're subjecting me to femboy tik-toks". All the while, he tried to talk to Mr Despacito however whenever he did, he just said "Don't talk to me unless it's about pee." Roofus never did.

While working at Robloxian Highschool, he kidnapped the soon to be infamous DilanKleBoldt for interrogation however he accidentally kidnapped the wrong one and swiftly returned him, This event scarred Dilan. Eventually he was spotted by students on April 20th, 2020 moments before he abducted a student named Riley. He has also abducted annoying parents and bad teachers. Eventually he tracked down his father however upon meeting him, his father told him "######## you ####### a #### fortnite ###." Saddened that all his life efforts resulted in this, Roofus became depressed and began to drink air. Eventually, he became only satisfied from his job and pulling pranks on the students. Roofus became cold and alone and in search of answers, looked towards powerful individuals such as THANOS and Sams from Undertal. He even at one point tried getting into Christianity after meeting Catholic Mario.

Current Life
As of now, Roofus has kidnapped over 1,000 students and only 5 have reappeared. Roofus currently lives in between the layers of the school, observing all who misbehave. He also streams on Twitch, playing Fortnite by the name of DoofusSus.

Abilities and Physical Attributes

 * Phasing - Roofus is able to phase through objects that are above him or below him. He is also able to bring objects or people with him. He can use the roof as a portal to go anywhere however he must know where that place is(I.E: He cannot go to a place that is secret because he doesn't know it's location). He can also do blind jumps to go to random places to expand his teleportation area. He is able to do it so fast since the space between the roof and floor is not relative to time.
 * Agility - Due to his training as a spy, he is able to perform high jumps despite being having one leg.
 * Teeth - Roofus possesses a large jaw that can open as far as possible. Whilst he mainly uses them for combat, that can be used for eating large portions of food. Roofus has a set of 'normal' teeth in his throat.

Trivia

 * Roofus' favourite game is Fortnite
 * Roofus has an IQ of ##
 * Roofus is fluent in English, Spanish, Chinese, Khmer, Matoran, Auto Rao Battles and L33t speak.