Soviet Despacito

The Soviet Despacito is a Despacito spider. He works as a music teacher, and has been known to hit children with his PP (on his side) if they fail to play the national anthem of the USSR. He is incredibly violent and is known for posting pictures of communist leaders and the hammer and sickle.

History
The Soviet Despacito was born in 1986, when the USSR was still standing. The Soviet Despacito lived in Moscow, and was fostered by his 2 unknown parents, who kept him inside most of the time due to them fearing the fact that the SCP Foundation might take him away. When the USSR dissolved and the Cold War ended, The Soviet Despacito was so angered by the fact, that he decided to move to Cuba, since Communism still existed there. He stood there from 1991-2011. As his parents feared, in 2011 the SCP Foundation found out about the Soviet Despacito's existence, and took them to [REDACTED]. He was soon taken care by Dr. E████, where he was soon released in 2013 in the wild. After his horrific event, he found the Robloxian High School, and decided to take a job application as a Music Teacher. He took up the job, and taught students to prefer Communism over Capitalism, where to this day he still teaches them. In 2018 Soviet Despacito met Communism Man on the run from the police, Soviet Despacito helped Communism Man out and they have been friends since.

Personality
He enjoys to tell students why capitalism does not work, and will often send them to ‘re-education camps’ if they do not agree. He will also vote for Gladmir Tutin for the next upcoming elections. He's very flirtatious and has been caught numerous times trying to seduce other staff members. Soviet Despacito is very sexy and has a very high sex appeal, many people have tried to resist but almost every time he flirts with someone they end up together (only for a week because he has a very long list of potential partners). Girls from the same local cooking class say "he makes me wet" and that his existence gives them purpose. "when he is dripping in sweat from the heat in the kitchen, my heart skips a beat", added another girl from that same cooking class.

Appearence
He wears a soviet Ushanka hat on his head, and his PP is in fact, on his side. His torso is much larger than his head, and is known to chase children around the school with the hammer and sickle painted on his forehead.

Role in Despacitism-Catholicism war
When Communist Despacito Told him that Catholic Mario also belived the political theory of Capitalism, he decided to help Communist Despacito to command the Despacitist army. Soviet Despactico also got Communism Man to create his own smaller army of communists known as Communism Man's Millitia, a group of mainly communist citizens and some former troops, as well as some of Communist man other friends. Although Soviet Despacito was fighting a religous war, he didn't care about religion, he just wanted to take out the capitalists, as well as telling his soldiers over and over again Communism over Capitalism". He ended up losing his life trying to kill all of the Capitalist in the war.

Death
On November 21, 2021, Soviet Despacito led a group of troops to take out the remaining capitalist soldiers of Catholic Mario. They were in Fort Jeuse, a strategic fort located on the mountians near Robloxian High School. He setted out a suprise attack on fort Jeuse. His troops won and the capture the capitialist solders as well as Fort Jeuse. However, Soviet Despatico was killed in the battle. This became known as the battle of Fort Jeuse.