King Despacito

King Despacito is the king of Despacito. He has been born the same day as Adolf Hitler, making him 129 years old. He is the very first king of Despacito, and the very first Despacito. He is also the only known Despacito known to have arms. Legend says that if a Despacito grows arms, he is of royal blood.

Early Life
King Despacito had no idea what was going on when he was born, and he had already grew legs. Apparently, his mother was a scientist and screwed with some sperm and tested it on herself, causing her to create the Despacitos. She tried to flush him down the toilet, but he was small enough and elastic enough to fit and he went all the way to the sewers, where he had made his way back to Robloxian High School and brutally murdered his mother. He was then named Hitler Stalin Despacito.

Adolescence
Hitler Stalin Despacito had met a girl named Aileen Wuornos Despacita. They then started dating and then they engaged in sexual intercourse on their first date. They would do this for every date, until Jeuse had time travelled back into 1902 and had attempted to rape Aileen Wuornos Despacita. Hitler Stalin Despacito had then epically destroyed him epic style and had blown him back to 2014 by punching his testicle sack and bending his boner. Because of this incident, Aileen Wuornos Despacita had become afraid of sexual intercourse. Despite her fear of sexual intercourse, she had agreed to create a child with her lover, and they made a baby, a baby named Chad Despacito. Chad Despacito was born without arms, but this is likely a mutation that occurred in Chad Despacito's DNA. He was also gay too. He was a N.A.Z.I.

Adulthood
King Despacito had married Aileen Wuornos Despacita on November 23, 1910, on the rooftop of Robloxian High school, making Aileen Wuornos Despacita the new Queen of Despacito, and making Hitler Stalin Despacito the new King of Despacito. Together, they had made a kingdom that had thrived for more than a century.

Conspiracies/Rumors
It has been rumored that Jeuse's defeat caused the loss of his ability to time travel. This has passed on to Jevel57, whereas Jevel57 had time travelled to the Kingdom of Despacito in 1932. Jevel57 has also been rumored to spend more than 50 years of his life there, and this could be where Jevel57 is hiding.Rumors say he also secretly alied with king of the monsters,Godzilla but he has told no one and it stays a rumor. Another rumor is that the king is a jew, it is unknown if that is true or not.

recently the king did a Prank on the Queen and gave her da gay this is “very sad and we should get rid of him” - everyone with a brain

Into the Catholicism-Despacitism war
When Chad Despacito was killed by Catholic Mario, King Despacito declared war on Catholic Mario. He pick Communist Despacito to command the army. A war that King despacitio won ended up being the worst mistake he ever made. On November 21, The Despacist army had been defeated and A siege of about 5,000 men of Catholic Mario]]took over Castle Despatico. Hitler Stalin Despacito was forced to surrender to this, and the fall of the Despatico empire would come.

The treaty of R.H.S.
On November 25, Hitler Stalin Despacito decided to Netogate a treaty with Catholic Mario so this ended the war but after this, King Despacito would be under huge debt, because he had very little Robux to pay for this, the Despatico Empire would fall.