Bald

Bald is a term used in Fnurg to call somebody stupid or bad. It was forged by the great gangnam crusader whom has used it call people bad. In the Fnurg mindset, bald is bad. That's what's been adapted over the time of after The Dark Age of Fnurg to now. It is a term so overused people have said "It could be a tiananmen square victim" (-1000 social credit points). Legends say that the mythical shoob was there when gangnam uttered his first "bald".

Creation
Bald was created at an early state of Fnurg. It was forged by the great crusader of gangnam style who redefined the term "bald" from a noun to an adjective. As stated it now meant stupid and bad from the original lack of hair. Bald still has the lack of hair but that's only used to keep bald at a standard between the Fnurg definition and the real one.

The eventual catching on of bald
Bald was something at first seen just to be used by the great gangnam crusader to call people bad. Eventually goob found it funny and ended up turning it into fnurg tradition to call someone bald.

Notable balds
The notable balds are people who were deemed that way by the great gangnam crusader. Most are annoying but some can take shit to another level.

Rios
Once known as the bald lord and still is to an extent, rios was a massive bald that made people like Bananga leave due to his baldness. There has been signs of people that are balder than rios. This is something thought to be impossible.

Reaperbunny
One who was known to be an annoying leftist competing against people who make jokes as part of The Dark Age of Fnurg. She was also once known for saying the phrase "kill all men" often and simping for guys and girls in maid costumes. Eventually she left fnurg but came back a while later and started falling for stoners and got worse when she told darklion about us joking about "fat lesbian" and got most of us banned from sleuthing in her server. She is now one known to be balder than rios.

Darklion
Also known as "narclion" by some, darklion was a person who has terrible experience as a server owner and almost got banned from discord from people threatening to mass-report her if she didn't change a rule that allowed 12 yos in the server. She also puts other people down and makes them look bad for her own benefit. She is also known to be balder than rios.

Skullsoul0
Known for being very annoying and horny, skull (or hollow) would create annoying arguments, post porn, and spam the same gif over and over again. Fnurgers like to mess with him for a joke which then would make him throw a monthly hour long hissy fit over nothing. His worst was on the 15th of May, 2021 when he'd spam all caps, call fnurgers fat redditors multiple times, blamed us for what he did to himself, and be seriously hypocritical with things he said as well as many other things. It is being decided whether or not he is balder than rios

Henlo
Randomly known for being the "5th baldest" on the list, there's nothing really known to be put here since he's just, the 5th baldest.

Riley
Riley is bald due to the fact that she can be annoying at times and get's on peoples nerves. She usually pings when she replies and also just pings in general. Something that fnurg is not very fond of.

Yeet
Yeet is considered annoying and a bot user. There is no activity from him other than saying random shit that annoys some and spamming with the bots. One who just inserts themselves into the conversation could annoy some fnurgers.

Iliketurtowos
One who is somehow the first to be balder than rios, he hasn't been active for a while. Rios would say that he is annoying and he'd type in all caps and wouldn't shut the fuck up. Now he's just inactive on fnurg.

Ostenta
Majorly distrusted by many fnurgers as he is known as a snitch for the great darklion crusade. He leaked all important messages from fnurg directly to darklion. He then actively lied to every fnurger about no longer feeling bad for darklion. It was realized after the fact that he ruined darklions old server (now belonging to gooble) and his first act was unbanning darklion. He is now considered to be this years biggest narc.