The Despatrio

The Despatrio was a group of three members; Rice Farmer, Reverse Trit and Gay Monster. They were formed the day after Despacito was released to protect Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee from everything. The group was disbanded after Gay Monster shot Rice Farmer for betraying all of Despacito kind by cancelling Despacito 2, it is unknown if he did it intentionally or accidentally, or if the shot even killed him.

Group Origins
After Despacito was released, Luis Fonsi needed the best of the best to keep people from shutting down his best song and killing the Despacito Spiders. He chose three fans of the song that looked to be the best, they weren't but Luis didn't want to look any longer. The Despatrio was formed and the three went on to brutally slaughter all of the people who dared to go against the word of Luis, and by all we mean around 8% of them. Because; let's face it. These three aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Group Disbanded
On June 23rd, 2018. Rice Farmer ended up cancelling Despacito 2, wiping all traces of progress on it into non-existance. It is unknown if he did this out of malicious intent or by complete accident. Either way, for June 24th to June 25th, nobody knew who cancelled it. It was found that RIce Farmer cancelled it after they found his hat where the cancellation took place. Rice Farmer fled for the next couple of days. On June 28th, Gay Monster found Rice Farmer and shot him. It is unknown if he has died, but he is assumed deceased. After that, the group disbanded. Gay Monster currently works as a Janitor at Robloxian Highschool and nobody knows where Reverse Trit currently is.